I know what makes him cry and I know what makes him cum. So I win.
My co-worker, on her ex. (via ziraffe)

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haleycue:

pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

Dying

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kittyboy123:

pill poppin
penis lovin
satans girl

kittyboy123:

pill poppin

penis lovin

satans girl

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a-storm-for-every-spring:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dogs and Tumblr

One of these things is not like the others

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s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

(via fiestyhysteria)


mamabraun:

IS THIS CUTE ENOUGH FOR YOU, MOM???

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